Ungrateful ass rich bitches!!!
& there’s not so fortunate people like me who wants to slap the dog shit out of her.
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark)
I jus threw up in my mouth
(Source: elisaskin)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
- teacher: why are you late?
- me: why are you so obsessed with me
